The Evolution of the New Nurse: Some point during every orientation…
Looking in the mirror after night 3 of 3:
Reassuring new parents…

Nightshift:
When your patient’s parents come in smelling of pot or obviously high…
When my charge nurse checks in on me on the way to a complicated/high risk delivery…

Hi honey. How was your shift?
When you work with the most unhelpful nurse ever…

Working the night shift:

That exact moment when upon waking up you realize it’s a work day…