"When attendings from different specialties are arguing about the best course of treatment for the baby and the longer they talk about it the more medical jargon they use to one up each other…"
… and I’m just standing there like:

… and I’m just standing there like:

Post-shift commiseration with your fellow new nurses…

Every new nurse in the break-room during a particularly bad shift… you know the one. When you feel like you didn’t get anything right all day…


When you ace a procedure or question that you’re sure your preceptor thought you would screw up…

On the outside:

On the inside:

Preceptor:
“Okay, new nurse, I’ve got to leave the floor for just a little bit… I should be back in oh… about an hour…”
New Nurse:

Preceptor:

“So… now that you work with babies all the time it must really make you want to start having your own, right?”

So, new nurse, you’ve been on the unit for a little while now. How is it going for you?

New Nurse vs. Preceptor:
