"The Evolution of the New Nurse: Part X…"
Post-shift commiseration with your fellow new nurses…

Post-shift commiseration with your fellow new nurses…

Every new nurse in the break-room during a particularly bad shift… you know the one. When you feel like you didn’t get anything right all day…


When you ace a procedure or question that you’re sure your preceptor thought you would screw up…

Preceptor:
“Okay, new nurse, I’ve got to leave the floor for just a little bit… I should be back in oh… about an hour…”
New Nurse:

Preceptor:

So, new nurse, you’ve been on the unit for a little while now. How is it going for you?

New Nurse vs. Preceptor:

Being a new nurse is the most exciting time of your career! Enjoy every minute of it!
New Nurse:

Every nurse you meet with more than one year of experience:
“Oh! You’re new…”
Remember, new nurse, ask lots of questions. This is the time for you to learn. We’re here to help.
Preceptor:

New Nurse:


Welcome, New Nurse, to your unit. Feel free to get acquainted with your co-workers. After all, you’ll spend more time with these people than your own family.
New Nurse (especially when you meet other new nurses.)

Preceptor:

Yay. It’s the first day on the new job. Time to meet your preceptor. They’ll be responsible for teaching you everything you need to know.
Preceptor:

New Nurse:
